The Café is alive (and in beta)

Welcome to The Café, a private invite-only community which tries to revive the old-school communities of the ’00s in a smaller and not-bloated package.

This will not be a long post, but I wanted to announce that The Café is alive starting today, August 29, 2025. If you don’t know what The Café is, read my previous article about it, feast your eyes on some screenshots from the development blog or read my notes.

Since we’re talking about an invite-only community, you will need an invite to sign up for an account. I sent the first “beta” wave of invites to some of the people who e-mailed me about it, but the people who wrote on my guestbook will have to send me an e-mail (because there is no other way I can contact them) so I can send an invite code back. Please do that.

People who are interested in joining The Café should e-mail me, because now it’s the biggest chance to get an invite, later on, they will be really scarce.

The rules of the Café are plain and simple:

- Don't annoy the other participants.
- Don't discuss politics.
- Don't intentionally bait people.
- Don't share your account, I will know and you will lose it.
- Linking to questionable content (you know what I'm talking about, image-wise) will definitely get you in trouble.
- Don't act like drama queens.
- Try not to advertise your Patreon, Twitch, Onlyfans, Pornhub, TikTok, etc, so much that it becomes annoying,
therefore getting in conflict with rule number 1. Feel free to advertise your personal website as much as you
want, though. No, your Youtube channel is not your personal website.
- If in doubt about anything, always ask.

That's it, enjoy.