I have a confession to make: sometimes I visit Reddit on one of the alternative platforms (basically wherever libredirect is sending me). I am sorry for that and I’m trying to ween myself off it, but r/VintageApple used to be an interesting subreddit (actually, the only subreddit I visit). The problem is that I’m still waiting for someone to post there, someone who did something with his or hers Vintage Apple machine. Anything, really, it doesn’t matter what, as long as it’s not:
- making a Youtube video so we can all see the all-important cameltoe and buttcrack (in this special case, wouldn’t an OnlyFans acount make more sense than a Reddit one, or it’s just about diversifying the merchandise and enveloping the market?)
- selling it.
- looking for victi… I mean people to buy it.
- asking how much would this “thing my grandpa left me” would be worth.
Is it that hard? Is everybody on r/VintageApple (actually, is everybody in 2025, soon-to-be-2026) so immersed in capitalism that the basic concept of “having fun” is so alien to them? What the fuck is wrong with people? I understand that sex sells, but are we all just prostitutes looking for the right customer and the right amount of money? So that in end we can buy more things we don’t need, hoping they will make us feel things we can no longer feel?
Have fun masturbating.
