Cloverfield, 2008

This one was such a letdown, crammed with all possible movie tropes (Helicopter crashes and only the three main characters survive? Come the fuck on. Army tanks in the city but the bridge was blown up earlier? Who brought them, the Ghost of Kiev? Stupid, stupid, stupid), add shakycam which I am definitely not a fan of. Not a bad movie to watch with friends if you’re into CGI stuff (and have friends), but … yeah. I remember watching this in theatre when I was younger and dumber and I might have enjoyed it more that time. JJ Abrams trully is a fraud.
I loved the black dude robbing a store, in a 2024 movie he would have been a white fat male with a MAGA hat. Times really have changed, and not always for better.
Guys? I don’t feel so good.
























